The Slammys have come and gone and The Miz and Joh Morrison won two of them. And you know they deserved them. But even with their awards, they still have time for the DotCom. Here’s the Delivery.
On Word Up Cryme Tyme introduce us to the phrase BIG UPS – an expression of extreme gratitude or mad, mad props. The give big ups to all the brave military men and women in Iraq and show some pictures from their visit there for the annual Tribute to the Troops. On the other hand, they give big downs to Cody Rhodes, Manu and Randy Orton.
Santino did not win a Slammy, but he’s still here with Santino’s Casa. In this holiday season, Santino shills his new Christmas CD, Jere Comes Santino Clause. On this CD he sings such holiday classics, such as “Regal the Tat Faced Reindeer”, “I saw Mommy Kissing Santino”. And hold on, if you order now you also get as an added bonus Santino’s Unibrow Beater, the best tool to groom any unibrow.
The Dirt Sheet is now an award winning show. Be Jealous. Miz & Morrison even got The Fink to record a new voice-over for their opening credits. With two Slammys, more that any other WWE superstar on the roster, they declare themselves the greatest tag team of the 21st century. I’m not going to argue there. After showing a brief clip from their acceptance speech, they also show what Evan Bournes’ speech would have looked like. They’re a bit bitter, and rightfully so, about R-Truth’s win for Best Musical Performance. Finally, The Undertaker shares his thoughts about not winning a Slammy this year, before a brief recap of the Best Damn Moment. Thus is Miz and Morrison’s world, we just live in it.
Josh Mathews gives us the pre-Armageddon edition of Weekly Top Five. The top five items of the week as we’re heading for the last WWE Pay Per View of the year are Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho, the Cutting Edge with Matt Hardy as guest, Henry/Atlas vs. Finlay/Hornswaggle (Where else but number 3), Edge vs. Cena and the number 1 spot goes to Jeff hardy vs. Triple H. Enjoy Armageddon.
