MADONNA EATS SH!T ONSTAGE IN RIO DE JANEIRO

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Well, not literally, but this is probably much more entertaining. While performing at an outdoor venue in Rio de Janeiro on Sunday night, Madonna was unable to keep her balance on the rain-slicked stage, and took a nasty fall, not unlike rumored flame A-Rod’s on-base percentage last season. (See the 0:38 mark)

It probably didn’t help that she was wearing sunglasses at night. You’re not Corey Hart, Madonna, so you pretty much got what you deserved. Luckily for the thousands of Brazilians in attendance, the singer was able to get up fairly quickly, making an attempt to incorporate the pratfall into her routine, while continuing to sing and proceeding to make out with the nearest woman in what has become about as played-out as the Girls Gone Wild videos, except at least most of the girls in those are pretty decent-looking.

(HuffingtonPost.com)