LIL WAYNE TO RELEASE 'ROCK' ALBUM

Apparently not happy with just fouling up the hip-hop genre, rapper Lil Wayne has set his sights on making crap music in another genre as well, as he’s reportedly creating a “rock” album. And you’ll never guess who is blame for all of this. Nope, not Lil Jon, believe it or not…

Weezy’s friend and rapper Drake told reporters for MuchMusic.com, over the weekend, “Wayne’s coming out with a new album, it’s a rock album. A complete rock album.”

He revealed that the direction of the still-unnamed album, on which he’ll make a cameo appearance, was inspired by Kanye West and his polarizing latest album about feelings, including but not limited to the unmitigated love of Auto-Tune. “It’s something different in just that whole 808s and Heartbreak [direction], just throwing individuals off,” he explained.

Lil Wayne, for the love of all that is holy, please don’t do this. Believe me, there’s already plenty of suck over in the rock world without you adding your two cents. Nickelback sucks enough for you and your entire posse to not need to get involved. How would you like it if The Giant Poodle decided to take advantage of fulfilling his lifelong dream and dabble in Southern rap? If you’re like everyone else, not very much.

But just to be fair to Weezy, he did donate $200,000 to help rebuild the New Orleans playground where he grew up, which was damaged in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. That’s pretty cool, but his music still sucks.

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