29th Annual Golden Raspberry Award Nominees

In a time when people are scrambling all over to pick the best films of last year and nominate then eight different ways from Sunday, The Razzies show up to point out the worst films of 2008.

The biggest loser of the day is The Love Guru with seven nominations. The Disaster Movie/Meet The Spartans duo comes in close behind with six nominations and In The Name Of The King and The Hottie and The Nottie each gets five.

More after the cut.

It’s also worth pointing out that the entire cast of The Women was nominated for worst Actress, but oddly enough the film does not appear in the Worst Remake category.

And we all know how much the Razzies hate Uwe Boll (I mean, don’t we all really?) and beyond his seven nominations for three films including the Worst Couple Nomination, Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay, the man is also being given a special award for Worst Career Achievement. However it upsets me that they liken him to Ed Wood.

Worst Picture:

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
The Happening
The Hottie and The Nottie
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru

Worst Actor:

Larry the Cable Guy for Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy for Meet Dave
Mike Myers for The Love Guru
Al Pacino for 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
Mark Wahlberg for The Happening and Max Payne

Worst Actress:

Jessica Alba for The Love Guru and The Eye
Cameron Diaz for What Happens in Vegas
Paris Hilton for The Hottie & the Nottie
Kate Hudson for Fool’s Gold and My Best Friend’s Girl
Jointly, the cast of The Women (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan).

Worst Supporting Actor:

Uwe Boll in Postal
Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia!
Ben Kingsley in The Love Guru, War, Inc. and The Wackness
Burt Reynolds in Deal and In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Verne Troyer in The Love Guru and Postal

Worst Supporting Actress:

Carmen Electra for Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans
Paris Hilton for Repo! The Genetic Opera
Kim Kardashian for Disaster Movie
Jenny McCarthy for Witless Protection
Leelee Sobieski for 88 Minutes and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

Worst Screen Couple:

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher for What Happens In Vegas
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore for The Hottie & The Nottie
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy for Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel:

The Day the Earth Stood Still (as The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good)
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans (jointly)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director:

Uwe Boll – 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer – Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Tom Putnam – The Hottie And The Nottie
Marco Schanbel – The Love Guru
M. Night Shyamalan – The Happening

Worst Screenplay:

Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
The Happening
written by M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie
written by Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
written by Doug Taylor
The Love Guru
written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Wost Career Achievement
(Special Category!)

Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

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