The addition of What’s Crackin’, really upgraded the DotCom’s lineup of original shows. And if Scotty Goldman/Colt Cabana is given the ball to roll with it, like Miz & Morrison got, who knows where this can take him. The downside, though, is that it shows how inferior Word Up is to the rest of the shows. Anyway, here’s the Delivery.
The word of the Week on Word Up is THICK – a girl having meat on her bones in all the right places or almost fat but just right. Shad and JTG love thick chicks, for example Jessica Simpson, Janet Jackson and Tyra Banks. Ohhh yes.
Scotty Goldman has another hilarious What’s Crackin’. This week he compares Primo Colon’s moustache to some of the great moustaches in WWE history. Then, Scotty follows in Vickey Guerrero’s footsteps as he also has some nude photos posted on the internet. Not niiiice.
Santino’s Casa is back. Can you smell what Santino is cooking? It’s his new t-shirt. It’s greaterer than his previous one. Santino goes back to his mailbag with another letter from his secret admirer, who tells him what she wants to do to him. Santino is trying to figure out the identity of his admirer and has narrows the list of suspects to Rosa Mendes, ESPN’s Erin Andrews and someone that Santino doesn’t mention because the Glamazon cuts him off. We’ll see how this continues next week.
And now, The Dirt Sheet. Miz & Morrison’s new target is Legacy. They show some of the candidates to join that faction, including Richard Simmons, Lance Bass and Billy & Chuck. They then mention something about MuscleMania but it’s still premature to talk about that. I’ll just assume it involves Morrison’s six-pack.
And after being late last week, Josh Mathews was early this week with the Weekly Top Five. Number 5 this week is the Battle Royal fm SmackDown for the vacant spot at the Elimination Chamber, followed by Finlay vs. Swagger from ECW at number 4 (I know, I was shocked too). Jericho vs. Cena from Raw is at number 3 and Triple H/Undertaker vs. edge/Big Show is number 2. Finally, the number 1 spot goes to Randy Orton and his backstage attack on Shane and Stephanie McMahon.
