TNA Impactful Spoileroos

News, Spoilers

For the 12th February episode of wrestling’s dumbest fiasco…

– Homicide beats Brutus Magnus with the Gringo Killer. Yay!

– Eric Young beats Kip James with a Crucifix. And a sex change.

– Team 3D beat Sting & Kurt Angle when Devon rolls up Angle. Sting and Angle fight during the match, prompting the Main Event Mafia to try and calm them down. Angle then refuses to tag in so Sting forces him to and he then gets caught with the roll-up. Angle cuts a promo afterwards about how Sting is breaking the (non-existent) Main Event Mafia code. He demands Sting atone for this by laying down and giving him the belt in a match later on. Jeff Jarrett turns up and tells Angle he can’t let this happen in his company. And yet having the Dudleys headline a PPV in a world title match is just dandy. Sting tells Jarrett he will handle the situation himself.

– Scott Steiner ate the remains of Petey Williams soul to win a Headdress on a Pole Match. Awesome. Steiner also hit a Frankensteiner. Awesomer. Samoa Joe cuts another video promo on Steiner afterwards, talking about the Nation of Violence, but we all know Steiner can only communicate through the addition and removal of items to and from poles.

– Sojourn Bolt wins a Knockout Rumble by beating Taylor Madison.

– Lethal Consequences beat the Motory City Machine Guns. The Guns cheap-shot Creed afterwards.

– Beer Money, a.k.a. too good for this shit, beat Rhino & Abyss. James Storm pinned Abyss after Matt Morgan hit his former lover with a chair.

– Kurt Angle returns to whine about the fabled code of honour, so Sting turns up and they fight. The Mafia try to break it up and Angle challenges Sting to an Empty Arena Match. Why, yes, that would be what would immediately leap to my mind too.