John Morrison Compares Tommy Dreamer To Jessica Simpson

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Seriously. On his WWE Universe Blog, Morrison continues his feud with Dreamer over the ‘net by comparing him to the balooning starlet:

You and Jessica Simpson both had your day, but now you two fat has beens are past your prime. Call it the curse of Daisy Duke, or call it eating too much cheesecake. However you add it up, you get a fat pig of a man who never earned anything aside from layers upon layers of cellulite; and a bloated blonde who just found out what happens when her metabolism slows down. Tommy call your fat friend Jessica and tell her if I wanted cottage cheese I would go to the supermarket, not watch ECW, or pick up a tabloid magazine with her picture in it.

He also puts over the new breed of fans he and Miz are bringing to WWE:

When we talk about upgrading WWE by appealing to a new demographic. Fans of John Morrison and the Miz are exactly who we are talking about. Educated professional people; future Nobel Prize winners; scientists; K-Fed; ie… people with money. Anyone with an intelligence of 100 or higher gets my sophisticated humor.

Even if it’s just kayfabe, Morrison’s got a point. Maybe Tommy should lay off the brains.