WWE DotCom Delivery – Week of 02/14/08

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With Valentine’s Day this weekend, Santino’s secret admirer promised to reveal her identity. But does she? Crym Tyme target Priceless on Raw while Miz & Morrison target them on-line. But with No Way Out this Sunday, it’s too bad that none of those guys have a match on the show, despite being so good on the DotCom. Anyway, on with this week’s Delivery.

On Word Up, Cryme Tyme educate us with the word SALTED – embarrassed, insulted or clowned for real. Both Santino and the Glamazon were salted at the Royal Rumble. Even Shad was salted a bit at the Royal Rumble when JTG used a double-headed coin in their coin-flip.

Time for Santino’s Casa! It’s the Valentine’s Day edition and Santino is tingling at the thought of finding out who his secret admirer is. But he stops tingling when the admirer’s identity is revealed. Let’s just say the admirer has a younger brother on the Raw roster. Not even the Glamazon could save Santino this time.

Scotty Goldman has a new intro for What’s Crackin’. He talks about some of the names of recent WWE superstars and I agree, what were the parents of Kelly Kelly thinking when they gave her two first names and no last name? He moves on to discuss a “Push Scotty Goldman” sign seen on a recent SmackDown but apparently fails to grasp the meaning of the sign before Rick Rollin’ at the end.

Miz & Morrison don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day onThe Dirt Sheet. Just like on ECW, they continue to put Tommy Dreamer in his place and Morrison even has a special blog post dedicated to Dreamer. They move on to reveal who Cody Rhodes’s valentine is (Not a hard thing to guess). Finally they start preparing for the prestigious Dirties. Among the nominees – The Colons with “Doing the Butt”. There’s not enough toilet paper in the Palace of Wisdom for the Colons.

Finally, Josh Mathews presents the final Weekly Top Five before No Way out. The six man tag match from Raw is at number 5 followed by Miz & Morrison vs. the Colons from Smackdown in 4th place. Not even the return of Christian can push ECW beyond the 3rd place and this week it goes to his win over Jack Swagger. Number 2 goes to HHH/Taker vs. Big Show/Kozlov from Smackdown and finally, this week’s top spot goes to Randy Orton vs. Undertaker from Raw and Shane McMahon’s version of the Van Terminator. Josh also invites everyone to join him for a live blog during No Way Out on the DotCom. If I were staying awake for the PPV, I’d probably do it.