For this evening’s televisual broadcast…
– Paul Burchill beats The Boogeyman by a roll-up. Boogeyman managed to chase Katie Lea away thanks to the power of worms. Good for him.
– John Morrison, a.k.a. Your God And Mine, beats Tommy Dreamer with a Moonlight Drive.
– Tyson Kidd wins a squash match against a jobber not named Jamie Noble.
– Christian (GO!) is backstage worrying about Hornswoggle being an idiot. Finlay assures him everything is fine. Except Catholics.
– Christian & Finlay beat Mark Henry & Jack Swagger. Hornswoggle grabs Henry’s leg to keep him away from Finlay, then Christian hits the Unprettier on Swagger for the pin. They announce Christian/Swagger for the title is on next week’s show.
