We are now coming up upon our second Friday the 13th of the year and once again we get a horror remake sure to get within our souls. First of all there is a little comedy and probably partial nudity in Miss March. Dwayne “Don’t Call Me The Rock” Johnson joins the Disney express en route to Witch Mountain. But for those looking for a freaked out good time should check out the remake of Wes Craven’s first film, The Last House On The Left. Don’t let me down remake gods…don’t let me down.
The Last House On The Left – Starring Garret Dillahunt, Joshua Cox, Riki Lindhome, Monica Potter, and more. After kidnapping and brutally assaulting two young women, a gang led by a prison escapee unknowingly finds refuge at a vacation home belonging to the parents of one of the victims — a mother and father who devise an increasingly gruesome series of revenge tactics. Experience the terror in this remake of the 1972 original.
Miss March – Starring Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, and more. A young man awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a centerfold in one of the world’s most famous men’s magazines. He and his sex-crazed best friend decide to take a cross-country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine’s legendary mansion headquarters and win back the girl.
Race To Witch Mountain – Starring AnnaSophia Robb, Dwayne Johnson, Alexander Ludwig, Carla Cugino, and more. A UFO expert enlists the help of a cabbie to protect two siblings with paranormal powers from the clutches of an organization that wants to use the kids for their nefarious plans.
Brothers At War – An intimate portrait of an American family during a turbulent time. Jake Rademacher sets out to understand the experience, sacrifice, and motivation of his two brothers serving in Iraq. The film follows Jake’s exploits as he risks everything, including his life, to tell his brothers’ story. Often humorous, but sometimes downright lethal, it’s a remarkable journey where Jake embeds with four combat units in Iraq.
Sunshine Cleaning – Starring Amy Adams, Alan Arkin, Steve Zahn, and more. In order to raise the tuition to send her young son to private school, a mom starts an unusual business — a biohazard removal/crime scene clean-up service — with her unreliable sister.
Severed Ways – On the coast of North America in AD 1007, two Norsemen are stranded when their expedition is attacked and they are left for dead. As they struggle to survive in the vast forests of the New World, their paths diverge as one pursues a spiritual quest and the other reverts to his primal instincts.