10 Thoughts on TNA iMPACT! – 04.16.09

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1) After hearing Jeff Jarrett cut this opening promo here with AJ Styles, I’m really starting to dread reviewing that four-disc DVD.

2) At least they’re finally promoting the three-way tag match for the IWGP Jr. Tag Team titles that’s coming up this Sunday.

3) I went to elementary school with a guy named Cody Dean. I liked him. This Cody Dean, I do not like. And I do not like ODB. Is there anyone who likes either of these two?

4) It’s kind of cool that the IWGP Tag Team Titles are being defended in America. Too bad that it’s Team 3D that gets the honor of defending them. They’re so stale.

5) Jeremy Borash mentioned to Scott Steiner that he’s been seen both on-camera and off-camera talking to Jeff Jarrett. HOW COULD WE SEE IT IF THEY WERE OFF-CAMERA JACKASS?!

6) I was talking to my friend AJ tonight about how Mick Foley is just whoring himself out now, and he thinks that Foley has earned that right. Watching “Mick Foley” interview “Cactus Jack,” I realize that I’m not mad at Foley for the whoring, but I’m mad because he’s terrible now. The whole sequence tonight was just embarrassing on every possible level.

7) Good for Beer Money for beating up guys who suck and always have sucked.

8) I still hate the Legends Championship.

9) Lockdown actually looks like a pretty decent card.

10) It’s nice that Christopher Daniels is back and all, but what in the holy blue hell is he doing with that ridiculous gear on?