For this Thursday’s episode…
– Jeff Jarrett brings the TNA title belt to the ring. Mick Foley comes out and Jarrett officially presents him with it. They announce an Ultimate Sacrifice title match for the next PPV. The idea is that Foley’s three opponents will each be sacrificing something important to them. Foley then books Jarrett in a match against Scott Steiner for tonight.
– Don West interviews Team 3D about the state of tag team wrestling today. They announce the Team 3D Invitational Tournament. The winner receives $100,000, a trophy, a fridge magnet, a magic bean, a copy of Amazing Spider-Man #293, a Bank of America water bottle and a TNA tag team title match.
– Beer Money beat Lethal Consequences in the first invitational match.
– Jeremy Borash interviews the Main Event Mafia. Scott Steiner takes the blame for losing the Lethal Lockdown because he trusted Jarrett and their twenty-year friendship. Aw.
– Jeremy Borash interviews Jarrett, who says he doesn’t care about Steiner’s feelings. Boo. Eric Young interrupts and asks Jarrett what he has to do to get noticed around here. Jarrett tells him to go and get a partner for the tag team thing.
– Sharmell and Jenna Morasca argue backstage. Who the hell is Jenna Morasca?
– Jeremy Borash (oh, for fuck’s sake) is with Jarrett again. A.J. Styles and Christopher Daniels turn up this time. Daniels thanks Jarrett for bringing him back. Jarrett says guys like Daniels and A.J. make it all worthwhile.
– Sojo Bolt beats Taylor Wilde in a Ladder Match to win a Knockouts title shot.
– Borash! Jarrett! Slick Johnson turns up to tell Jarrett his daughter called about something important.
– The Beautiful People throw a celebration for Angelina Love winning the Knockouts Title. Velvet Sky brings out some dancing boys for her but Awesome Kong interrupts. The heels bail and so Kong takes out her frustrations on the boys instead.
– A.J. Styles beats Kevin Nash by DQ after Booker T interferes. Sharmell and Morasca argue once again.
– Eric Young & TAFKA Trevor Murdoch beat No Limit to advance in the 3D tourney thing.
– Cactus Jack puts out weapons at ringside and places barbed wire on sections of the ring ropes.
– Jeff Jarrett beats Scott Steiner. Afterwards, Kurt Angle attacks Jarrett and helps Steiner beat him up. Mick Foley makes the save but then hits Jarrett with a chair anyway. SWERVE. Daniels and A.J. come to help Jarrett, who threatens to stick a pink slip up Foley’s ass. BUYRATE.
– Bobby Lashley appears at the top of the ramp to look at stuff again. Kurt Angle giggles with girly glee at this fine figure of a man.
