WWE DotCom Delivery – Week of 05/16/09

The DotCom keeps playing with my heart, with The Dirt Sheet reappearing and disappearing without notice. I don’t know how long this show is going to last, but I’m going to savor every episode. Here’s the Delivery.

Cryme Tyme’s word of the week on Word Up is SHAN – unfair, unjust or straight up unreasonable. Shad thinks that Yummy Girl hooking up with JTG is shan. But Shad has his own love interest – Eve. So JTG is now going to lead Shad on the way to getting her. I guess we’ll see how this goes on future editions.

This week’s Santino’s Casa is all about food. It starts with Santino’s take on Kirstie Alley and her recent weight gain, which brought about the untimely death of her sofa. Now, I’m a fat man so I should be offended by all of this, but it’s just too damn funny. Next, Snatino decides to cook dinner for Mamma Marella, to thank her for her recent message. I’m not sure his casa survives his cooking.

On a special leftover (I guess) edition of The Dirt Sheet, John Morrison and The Miz do a bit more than just take jabs at each other. BTW, I hope this leading to something, perhaps an inter-brand match on a future PPV? Anyway, this week they show us why they were chosen as the spokespeople for Castrol GTX and not other, lesser WWE superstars, like John Cena or Chris Jericho. The Miz & John Morrison were definitely the right choice.

And finally, as we head to Sunday which is Judgment Day, the Weekly Top Five are are the formation of the new Hart Foundation on ECW, Jimmy Wang Yang vs. Dolf Ziggler from Smackdown, the ending of Melina & Gail Kim vs. Michelle McCool & Alicia Fox from Smackdown, John Morrison finishing off Charlie Haas (also from Smackdown) and Rey Mysterio vs. Shelton Benjamin from Superstars which is also a Smackdown match. What can I say, Smackdown rules the WWE Universe, which is where the WTF are picked.

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