10 Thoughts on TNA iMPACT! – 5.21.09

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1. I love that they build up to a Women’s Title rematch between Angelina Love and Awesome Kong by having Kong win a series of stretcher matches, and then not having the title match be a stretcher match.
2. You know what? Matt Morgan cuts a decent promo.
3. I actually don’t know who’s playing Suicide now, and I really don’t care. I can’t believe a character from their video game has lasted this long.
4. What is Eric Young still doing with a job?
5. Anyone wrestling a cardboard cutout is neither funny nor beneficial to anything.
6. So, Mick Foley can book matches. Jeff Jarrett can book matches. They can book matches with each other. Jim Cornette presides over contract signings. What exactly is the power structure in this company, and how can we be expected to keep it straight?
7. I really miss the old Abyss.
8. I’m betting on Foley losing the title, most likely to Kurt Angle. My other picks: The British Invasion, Angelina Love, Suicide, AJ Styles, Daffney, Samoa Joe, and Amazing Red.
9. Man, the Motor City Machineguns do a lot of STUFF.
10. What happened to Bobby Lashley? You mean they put him on TV and made a big deal out of him BEFORE he signed a contract? Yeah, that makes sense.