10 Thoughts on TNA iMPACT! – 7.16.09

1. Mick Foley cut a pretty good promo this week, much better than his usual TNA stuff.
2. Good for Homicide on winning the X-Division title and all, but are they ever going to pay off the “who is Suicide” angle with The Motor City Machineguns and Lethal Consequences?
3. What the hell does “I Will Become” mean?
4. I can’t imagine being less interested in anything than I am in the Jenna Morasca versus Sharmell feud. What’s the point of an inter-faction feud between two non-wrestlers?
5. I remember thinking that Tara (Victoria) used to be really hot. I don’t know what going to TNA did to her, maybe it’s the weird way she dresses or something, but she is really difficult on the eyes, and even the ears.
6. AJ Styles cut a pretty good promo this week too. I beg TNA to get someone besides Lauren to do the interviewing though. She’s not unattractive, but there are thousands of girls who look like her, and her reactions and facial expressions are terrible in every way. Don’t even get me started on her stuff with Abyss.
7. Robert Roode looked pretty good on his own fighting the Main Event Mafia this week. I’ve always been a fan of his, hopefully he can someday become more than a tag team specialist.
8. I’ve also taken a liking to Matt Morgan, which is shocking to me too.
9. I don’t understand what Taz is going to bring to TNA that’s going to make anyone want to watch. He can’t and won’t wrestle, he’s not THAT big of a star, and their obsession with hiring anyone that used to work for WWE has really gotten old. Like five years ago.
10. My predictions for Victory Road: Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner & Booker T, Tara, Team 3D, Sharmell, Dr. Stevie, and Matt Morgan. Wow, lots of heels.

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