Results from the tapings of the 200th episode of Impact…
– Before the show began a bunch of soldiers from the US Army were introduced and the entire locker-room came out to applaud them, even starting a “That Was Awesome” chant. B.G. James and A.J. Styles shook their hands.
– Homicide beat Amazing Red to retain the X Division Title.
– The Main Event Mafia called out Bobby Lashley. He came out and then brought out Mick Foley, who thanked him for making the save last week. They challenged Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash to a tag team match, with both singles titles being on the line. Angle accepts.
– Hernandez beat Samoa Joe with a splash off the top rope. Hernandez has a new look with bike shorts designed like the Mexican flag. Crowd went nuts after the pin.
– Eric Young, Sheik Abdul Bashir, Kyoshi and the British Invasion came out. They are now the World Elite and Young is their leader. Young runs down the fans and Americans. He begins to shave his head because WTF? He says this is where the entertainment ends and the violence begins. Team 3D comes out to do the whole spiel about loving America or leaving it.
– British Invasion beat Team 3D in a Tables Match to become IWGP Tag Team Champions. Earl Hebner was knocked out when Devon put Brutus Magnus through a table. Young hit Devon with the title belt and revived Hebner, who saw only Devon in the rubble of the table.
– ODB, Tara & Awesome Kong beat the Beautiful People when ODB pinned Angelina Love after a roll-up. The Motor City Machine Guns were seen in the crowd with signs saying “Conspiracy Victims” and “Yes, We Still Work Here.”
– Matt Morgan beat A.J. Styles to even things out at 1-1 in their best-of-three series. The winner gets into the Hard Justice main event for the title against Kurt Angle and Sting.
– Eric Young & Sheik Abdul Bashir beat Jesse Neal & Rhino. Rhino yelled at Neal afterwards about not tagging him in and then gave him a gore.
– Scott Steiner beat Brother Ray in a no-DQ match. Aren’t they all? Steiner and Booker T will defend the TNA tag titles against 3D at Hard Justice.
– Sarita & Taylor Wilde beat Traci Brooks & Alyssa Flash when Sarita pinned Flash.
– Sting beat Brutus Magnus. The World Elite beat on Sting until Foley and Lashley made the save. The Mafia then attacked them, making the counter-save. Hernandez and a giant swinging chain of death then made the anti-counter-save.
