For the exciting 201st episode of the world’s greatest televisual experience…
– Hernandez beat Doug Williams.
– Mick Foley & Bobby Lashley beat Kurt Angle & Kevin Nash with the TNA World & Legends titles on the line. They played Lashley’s music and he never came out. They played Foley’s music twice and then he slowly came out, selling an injury. Angle had Foley in an Ankle Lock when the lights went out and Sting turned up in the bleachers, pointing his bat at Kurt. The lights went out again and then Lashley was in the ring, his head bandaged. He beat up Angle and Nash and Foley pinned Nash to become Legends Champion.
– Tara beat Angelina Love, ODB and Awesome Kong in a four-way, rolling up Kong for the win. Of course.
– The Main Event Mafia cut another promo. Kurt Angle invites the World Elite to the ring and says it is an honour to do business with them. Eric Young says they will help take over, that it is not just TNA but an entire nation so let the cleansing begin.
– Eric Young beat Glorified Jobber (Christopher) Daniels with a piledriver after interference by Bashir and Kyoshi. The Motor City Machine Guns were in Daniels’ corner but just hung around reading magazines and videogame instruction booklets, ignoring the match.
– Scott Steiner, Booker T & British Invasion beat Beer Money & Team 3D when Big Rob pinned Little Rob Roode. This led to a brawl involving all eight men, plus Kyoshi, Eric Young, Bashir, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Daniels, Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, Sting, Bobby Lashley, Mick Foley and Traci Brooks. It wound up with Daniels and the Motor City Machine Guns standing tall. The Guns had the tag team titles and held them up. Daniels put the World Elite on notice.
– Christy Hemme beat Sojo Bolt.
– Kevin Nash and Mick Foley signed their contract for a Legends Title match. Oh, dear.
– Matt Morgan beat A.J. Styles in the third match of their best-of-three series to get into the TNA World Title match at Hard Justice. Sting helped A.J. to the back as the Mafia celebrated with Morgan. Angle congratulates Morgan and says he must do one more favour to get into the Mafia. He wants Morgan to help him retain his title at Hard Justice. Morgan says he is walking out of there the new world champion.
