Pulse Wrestling’s WWE Raw Report

The show opens with a recap of Cena & Orton’s match from last night, even showing the fan running in. They then cut to Orton backstage, and he mentions that he won last night, despite the fan running in. But he wasn’t just any fan, and he looks at Ted. Ted reveals that the fan was his little brother, Brett Dibiase. Brett apologizes, and tells Orton that it will never happen again.

Opening promo.

Vince McMahon comes down, and says that Floyd Mayweather will be the guest host tonight, but he needs to announce something first. He makes the Raw main event for the next PPV, Breaking Point, John Cena vs. Randy Orton in a Submission Match. And, if Orton gets Counted Out, or DQ’d, he will lose his Championship. As McMahon is ready to head to the back, DX’s music plays. HHH says that he doesn’t like ‘good guy’ Vince McMahon. HBK speculates that the reason why he is in such good mood, it’s his BIRTHDAY!! DX says they have a special video for Vince, and they show it on the tron. It starts out pretty good, but it quickly turns into a recap of what DX did to Vince last in their run a few years ago.

After the video, they try to sing Happy Birthday, but HHH doesn’t like it. So they bring out a giant cake, Vegas Showgirls, Cirque du Soleil, & Elvis, and sing again. Big Dick Johnson then pops out of the cake. DX then kicks everyone out of the ring, and they have want a private family moment with Vince. They seem to trying to line him up for something to dump on him from the ceiling, but then Rhodes & Dibiase comes out and jump DX. After HBK runs them back to the stage, HHH says that Mayweather isn’t there, and so he will make the main event tonight, with all 3 members of Legacy vs. DX…and Vince.

Commercials.

Santino Marella vs. The Miz
Santino is in the ring when we come back from commercial, and he looks surprised to see himself on the tron. Miz comes down, and looks like he is all business tonight. Miz wins in a few minutes with his new move, the Skull Crushing Finale (The Stroke).
Winner – The Miz

Miz says that he is one step closer to defeating Kofi Kinston, then mentions how he’s awesome.

Commercials.

Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, & Alicia Fox vs. Mickie James, Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly
They are all dressed up in boxing outfits, I guess as a nod to Mayweather as the guest host. KK & Beth start, and Rosa is quickly tagged in. KK punches her way through Alicia, and tags in Mickie, to takes out all the heels. Rosa tags in Alicia, who Mickie punches, and she turns into a Missile Drop Kick from Gail. Beth distracts Mickie, and Alicia gets an Axe Kick in for the pin.
Winners – Alicia, Beth & Rosa

Commercials.

Back stage, DX shills the Best of WCW DVD, and then their new DX gear. HBK wants Vince to be angrier. HHH says that he arranged it…they cut to Vince in his office, and Jillian is dressed as Marilyn Monroe, singing Happy Birthday…Vince kicks her out.

JeriShow comes down to the ring. Show says that he hasn’t forgotten about what Mayweather did at WM, and that he isn’t leaving the ring until Mayweather gets there. They then pan backstage as Mayweather arrives.

Commercials.

Mayweather makes his way down, and he gets in the ring with JeriShow. Mayweather pimps his fight on Sept. 19. Mayweather reminds everyone what he did to Big Show last time, and he would do it again if he didn’t have a more important fight next month. Jericho says that he is rooting for Juan Manuel Marquez, so that he & Showscan pick up the scraps later. MVP comes out and says that he is tired of hearing Jericho. He wants to send Jericho back to SD, and has a partner. He gets Mayweather to make a match against JeriShow, and if MVP and his partner wins, they get a Tag Title Match at Breaking Point. MVP then brings out Mark Henry as his partner. The match is NEXT!

Commercials.

Big Show & Chris Jericho vs. MVP & Mark Henry
We come back during the match. JeriShow dominating over MVP. MVP gets loose from Jericho and tries to get the hot tag to Henry, but Jericho keeps him back, and tags in Show. Show continues to manhandle MVP. They cut to…

Commercials.

Jericho has a headlock on MVP when we come back, then goes for a Lionsault, but misses, and MVP finally gets to Henry. Henry tosses Jericho to the corner, goes for a splash, but Jericho dodges. Jericho goes for the Codebreaker, but Henry catches him, and turns him around for the World’s Strongest Slam, but Jericho slides out of it and hits a DDT. Both men are down, Henry tags in MVP, who knocks down Jericho and hits the Ballin’ Elbowdrop. Jericho ducks a punch, then hits an enzaguri, but only gets 2 when Henry breaks up the count. Henry shoves Show to the floor, and when the ref is with Henry, Mayweather slips MVP the brass knucks. MVP knocks out Jericho with the knucks, and slides them back out of the ring before the ref sees him, and picks up the pinfull.
Winners – MVP & Henry

Commercials.

Recap of Hornswoggle pinning Chavo in a Fall’s Count Anywhere match last week.

Hornswoggle vs. Chavo Guerrero – Boxing Exhibition
The ref makes Chavo where giant novelty boxing gloves. After a few minutes of nonsense, Chavo takes the gloves off and body slams Hornswoggle.
Winner via DQ – Hornswoggle

Chavo beats down Hornswoggle, and goes up for a Frog Splash, but Evan Bourne makes the save, and then hits Chavo with the SSP.

Commercials. Smackdown promo says that Punk will defend the World Title in a Steel Cage against Jeff Hardy.

Recap of SummerSlam weekend…Hollywood Party, Community Service, and Fan Axxess.

Vince is training with Mayweather. Carlito comes in and complains about not being on Raw tonight, and wants a rematch with Kofi. DX comes in, and HHH says something about getting busy with Vince’s daughter, and Mayweather puts his glove up near Carlito for Vince to throw a punch, and Vince knocks out Carlito.

Commercials.

Recap of SummerSlam.

D-Generation X & Mr. McMahon vs. The Legacy – No DQ Match
As Legacy makes their slow walk to the ring, HBK hits a sommersault splash on all 3 of them on the floor. DX runs rampant over Legacy, and while Legacy leaves the ring to regroup, they cut to…

Commercials.

We come back and Dibiase has a sleeper on HHH. Dibiase looks to go for Dream Street, but HHH reverses it into a neckbreaker. HHH makes the tag to HBK, who runs roughshot on Dibiase. HBK hits a top rope elbow drop, but Cody comes in and hits HBK with a bulldog. Orton is tagged in, and he stomps away on HBK. Legacy takes turns tagging in and working over HBK. HBK finally gets the hot tag to HHH, who then takes out all 3 members of Legacy. Rhodes is the legal man, he gets the Double A Spinebuster, then the Pedigree. HHH tags in Vince who goes for the pinfall, but Orton breaks it up at 2. Orton looks to punt Vince’s head, but HBK makes the save. Orton tries to leave the match, but Cena comes down and tosses Orton back in the ring. Orton gets a Superkick, followed by the FU, and Vince score the pin.
Winners – McMahon & DX

Show Over.

~Pk