– The Undertaker says he is going to win the title. C.M. Punk says that he is going to keep the title. Lather, rinse, repeat.
– Finlay beats MIKE KNOX in a Belfast Brawl. Mike Knox is named Mike Knox. He wears clothes and has a beard. He is a bear.
– Backstage, Michelle McCool hits on Dolph Ziggler. Layla takes some super-secret pictures, even though she is too dumb to hide off-camera instead.
– The Great Gary goes to a no-contest with D.H. Smith when Stephen Fry turns up to pester him. Or it might be Kane instead, who knows?
– Backstage, Vince McMahon meets his racial subservient Theodore Long about how crap and inferior and cuddly he is. Long says that he will have ‘something excellent’ at Breaking Point. The Beatles: Rock Band? Long also promises a surprise that will ‘change the face of Smackdown’ next week. Oh, crap, Goldberg is turning heel again…
– John Morrison beats Charlie Haas because, well, you know. Morrison then says Rey Mysterio can have a rematch anytime he wants one, except for right now or for the next three weeks because he is a dirty, grubby little junkie. Dolph Ziggler interrupts Morrison. The crowd chants “Mr Ziggles”.
– Layla beats Melina after Michelle McCool interferes.
– R-Truth DEMANDS a match with Drew McIntyre but McIntyre attacks him from behind.
– C.M. Punk beats Matt Hardy in a Submission Match with the Anaconda Vise. WWE knew about the submissions PPV gimmick for several months yet wait until the Friday before the PPV to remind people that Punk used to use a submission hold. Magnificent.
