More than a demo reel than anything else, this is an early glimpse of what will be in store red-blooded, action-craving males in summer 2010.
“THE MOVIE THAT WILL CURE CANCER!!”*
Back in January I reported that Mickey Rourke had joined the cast of Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables. With each new photo, or bit of news or gossip (the latest that the movie has been pushed from its April release to August), it becomes an action fan’s wet dream.
Remember the baby boom that occurred once the men returned home after World War II? This movie WILL have the same affect. Like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face, women may not be able to walk right because of so much sexual healing after this movie comes out in theaters. In fact, theaters should just give out a free condom with every ticket purchased.
In a nutshell, Sly Stallone’s Expendables is about a team of mercenaries that head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator. The action ensemble includes Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, UFC fighter Randy Couture, Terry Crews, former WWE superstar Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and as the damsels and/or eye candy Brittany Murphy and Charisma Carpenter.
Source: destroythismovie.com
* Movie won’t actually cure cancer.
