TNA Impact Tapings Results

News, Spoilers

– Dr Stevie beats Abyss. After Abyss hit a Black Hole Slam the lights went out and when they came back on, Stevie got the pin on a knocked-out Abyss. Mick Foley saved Abyss from a post-match beatdown. The lights went out again and this time Foley is laid out. Raven is behind all the whackiness and helps Stevie and Daffney by using a fireball against Foley.

– JIM THE ANVIL NEIDHART BEATS JAY LETHAL.

– Kurt Angle comes out and puts over A.J. Styles and Matt Morgan, then says he has no respect for Desmond Wolfe. That brings out Wolfe through the crowd and they have a pull-apart brawl ending when Angle is DDT’d on the floor.

– Amazing Red & Motor City Machine Guns beat Homicide, Bashir & Kiyoshi. Homicide tried to bring in a barbed-wire baseball bat because, well, why the hell not, it is TNA, but security stopped him.

– Team 3D and Rhino talk about Dixie Carter, which brings out Hernandez and Matt Morgan. There is a five-man handicap street fight at Turning Point now. A handicap street fight sounds like something out of South Park. Not that it matters because Da Pope turns up and inserts himself into the match as Morgan and Hernandez’s partner anyway.

– Beer Money beat British Invasion to earn a tag title match at Turning Point.

– Samoa Joe beat A.J. Styles when Styles passed out in a chokehold. Daniels turned up during the match to be a nuisance, which led to Joe catching Styles in the choke. Joe poses with the belt afterwards.