Hulk Hogan’s list to Santa for TNA roster – Steve Austin, Randy Savage, RVD

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PWTorch has reported a story first published in The New York Times.

Hulk Hogan was telling fans at a book signing that he’d like to bring in Steve Austin, Randy Savage, RVD, and the Nasty Boys to the land of TNA. Whilst also starting up the Monday Night Wars again.

“I wish to talk to Rob Van Dam, who is considering returning to the ring, and convince him to join TNA,” Hogan said, according to the newspaper. “Plus I’m also wishing to contact ex-Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Macho Man Randy Savage.”

In un-related news, the police reported than an entire storage locker full of PCP was some how hi-jacked by an overly tan man in orange and yellow boas….no, not really, but that would explain all this. He also goes on to mention an idea for TNA programming on Monday Night, opposite Raw, which was one of the first rumors coming from the camp following Hogan’s signing weeks ago.

He also went on to state that he’d “considered for months” guest-hosting Monday Night Raw when it was at Madison Square, but then he “sealed the deal” with TNA.