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First match is Team The Miz vs. Team The Morrison in a traditional Survivor Series elimination match!
Team Miz: The Miz, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Drew McIntyre, and Sheamus
vs.
Team Morrison: Evan Bourne, Finley, Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin and Morrison (duh!)
Evan Bourne and Jack Swagger start the match. Hooray. Arm drag #1 (not keeping track or anything). Dolph Ziggler is eliminated by Evan Bourne after Shooting Star Press (Elimination #1). Yay. Drew McIntyre pinned Bourne with a double arm DDT (Elimination #2). Finley eliminated by Sheamus with big boot (Elimination #3). Morrison hits the Starship Pain on Swagger for Elimination #4. Shelton Benjamin eliminated by The Miz with Skullcrushing Finale (Elimination #5). Matt Hardy is taken out by Drew McIntyre with a double arm DDT (Elimination #6). Sheamus eliminates Morrison with “the Sheamus Edge” (yes, we made a Razor’s Edge reference) for the win (Elimination #7).
Winners: Team Miz (Sheamus, The Miz and Drew McIntyre)
Team Kofi promo with Kofi (duh!), Mark Henry, MVP, R-Truth and Christian. He mentions that he’s not like them…he’s on ECW. He’s Canadian. Also, he raps. Hell of a freestyle (we’re lying).
Match #2:
Batista vs. Rey Mysterio – Battle of the Midget Man and His Roided Ex-Friend
Everyone hits their moves. Neat? DAVE~! (the worst wrestler ever) hits multiple Batista Bombs and the ref calls the match. Dave by “Rey’s a tiny little bitch”.
Team RKO promo. Sowing the seeds of discontent in Legacy.
Match #3
Team RKO (CM Punk, Ted Dibiase, Cody Rhodes, William Regal and Randy Orton)
vs.
Team Kofi (Christian, Mark Henry, MVP, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston)
Mark Henry eliminated quick by Randy Orton with an RKO (Elimination #1). CM Punk takes out R-Truth with a Go to Sleep (Elimination #2). Christian eliminates Dibiase with a sunset flip off the turnbuckle. (Elimination #3). MVP gets the pinfall on William Regal with a Big Boot (Elimination #4). Cody eliminates MVP (Elimination #5). Christian eliminates Cody Rhodes with the Unpretti…KILLSWITCH! (Elimination #6). RKO on Christian after CM Punk interference (Elimination #7). Kofi hits a rollup on Punk for the pinfall (Elimination #8). Randy Orton taken out with the Thunder in Paradise for the win (Elimination #9).
Winner (and Sole Survivor): Kofi Kingston
Match #4
World Heavyweight Championship
The Undertaker (c) vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show
Decent 10 minutes or so, end saw Show tap to the Gogoplata.
Winner: Undertaker
Match #5
Woman’s Survival
Michelle McCool, Layla, Beth Phoenix, Jillian Hall, Alicia Foxx
vs.
Mickie James, Gail Kim, Kelly Kelly, Melina, Eve
Went down to McCool against Melina and Mickie and Melina got the pin.
Winners: Melina and Mickie James
Match #6
WWE Title
John Cena (c) vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
Match started with HBK superkicking HHH out of the ring. Later HHH put HBK through a table. Lots of near falls at the end. HBK hits sweet chin music on HHH, Cena grabs him with the Attitude Adjustment on top of HHH and pins HHH.
Winner: Cena
