10 Thoughts On WWE Superstars – 12/31/09

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Just wanted to start off by saying that I hope you’ve all had a great new years, and that 2010 is your best year yet!

10. It looks like Alicia Fox did actually get dressed in the dark. As I can’t think of why you’d come to the ring in that horrible gear if you’d seen it first.

9. Melina is easily one of the most impressive wrestlers with what she can do in-ring. Her flexibility adds a different dimension. Though, those screams, they sound like they’ve come out of a bad horror movie.

8. This week, WWE let me down. A relatively normal “ask the divas”. After last weeks showing, I was expecting some good laughs and they didn’t deliver.

7. Shelton Benjamin, one of the most underrated wrestlers in the entire WWE. He can make anyone look great.

6. Why so much Mike Knox on Superstars?

5. I do have to wonder why they brought Haas back. I’ve been missing a lot of shows lately, but it does feel like it has been months since his last appearance. Another one I didn’t actually realize was still employed.

4. Every promo where they have Sheamus saying WWE is brilliant television. It’s the best part of him actually holding the title.

3. Eve is a decent wrestler. If nothing else, she’s improving. So why on earth delegate her to arm candy for Chris Masters of all people?

2. I seriously love how much of a reaction Masters gets to just his dancing pecs. Doubt he’d still be employed if he didn’t have that one up his sleeve.

1. The latest gem from the commentary team: “Divas are like cell phones. They love to be held and talked to. And if you press the wrong button you get disconnected”. Ahh, comparing women to inanimate objects. Some days I really wonder why I actually watch this stuff.