These are the results as simulated from my PS2. Remember, THESE ARE NOT REAL RESULTS OR SPOILERS!
1. Mickie James defeated Michelle McCool (new Women’s Champion)
2. Christian pinned Ezekiel Jackson w/ William Regal (retains ECW Title)
3. Umaga (subbing for Sheamus) pinned Randy Orton (retains WWE Title)
4. Undertaker made Rey Mysterio submit (retains World Heavyweight Title)
5. Shawn Michaels wins the Royal Rumble, last eliminating Triple H
Enjoy the real show tonight!
