Hotties ‘n’ Notties: Daffney, NXT Rookies & more

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Who was hot and who was not this week in wrestling?

However, this isn’t your usual “who did good and who did bad” style column. No, this is the literal look at who actually looked sexy this week and who, well, didn’t.

Straight in at Number One this week with no hesitation are TNA tag team The Motorcity Machineguns.

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The former Tag Team of the Year looked so ‘effin hot this week in the Xscape match at Lockdown. With their bang-on-trend spiked leather jackets, sexual hair and the mild arrogance that sweats out of every pore makes this a tag team I would like to have a 3-way with (a match of course!)

My second placed hottie of the week goes to TNA Knockout Daffney.

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The zombie-hot scream Queen takes the crown when it comes to diva/knockout photoshoots. The former WCW Cruiserweight Champion looks spec-‘tac’-ular here showing off her hot body to the extreme. The sexy sideways glance and parted mouth captures the audience immediately. Also, the Shark Boy tattoo on her hip is pretty darn awesome.

The inbetweeners of this week are ALL of the rookies on NXT.

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Why the heck do they all have to wear trunks?! (Otunga does wear them when he wrestles.) But really, what is the fascination with them all in that they have to wear the tiny trunks. None of them look horrible (Wade Barret actually looks beautiful) but come on, attire can make the man and some of these Rookies do need a personality transplant asap. A fetching pair of tasselled tights ala Macho Man could up Heath Slater’s non-personality immediately.

The first nottie of the week goes to Shannon Moore.

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Oh, what is it with you OMEGA boys appearing in my not hot list (you better watch out Jeff.) Prince of Punk? More like the Prince of Junk with that crap you’ve got on around your neck. To be honest Shannon, you look like a mixture of a cabbage patch doll with that hair and an extremely low rent version of Gene Simmons with that make-up. This ‘wonderful’ book of DILLIGAF surely must be a book on how to look terrible instead.

In last place as the most not hot person of the week goes to Mickie James

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The newly released diva appears at the bottom of my list this week because of her awful ‘attire’. Well to be honest I can’t even call it wrestling attire. I could easily wear her whole get-up (albeit a bit more covered – its cold in the North of England) and nobody would bat an eye lid. So Mickie, what is with the normal clothes – why didn’t you try something a bit more special and well wrestling-like. Miss. James is also going a bit Mae Young in the face, so try some botox out before joining TNA.

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