1. Teddy Long = the original Snoop Doggy Dogg, hizzle fo’ sizzle.
2. Oh thank heavens they managed to get the World Heavyweight Championship belt back. I don’t think my eyes could take that shiny mess for a third time.
3. Chavo will you be joining simply flawless? Will you be their version of Cute Kip? and go on to rip The Beautiful People off even more so?
4. I have a soft spot for Cody Rhodes when he walks out backwards in his entrance. However, he does need his own theme rather than a generic track number 5 from Basketball Highlights #12.
5. WOW, that moonsault by the second-generation superstar was absolutely beautiful and very Kurt Angle-esque, he is definitely one to look out for.
6. Has Edge all of a sudden turned into Fagin from the musical Oliver! – “all the trials and tribulations” – he better settle down and get himself a wife (for the third time)
7. Okay MVP, please stop with your whole “cornrow wearing, jaw dropping†thing. Ric Flair is the only person ever who can pull this off and you’re not even worth 1/1000000th of him.
8. Somebody, anybody PLEASE tell Jack Swagger that nobody cares for his little facts about his life. Thanks.
9. How come Big Show all of a sudden gets a title shot for well no reason at all! At least earn it please and I don’t think going around backstage punching people for well, nothing, is a good enough reason to earn a title shot.
10. BEARD WATCH: as the marvel that is Matt Striker said “in all his glory, with all of his hair” – Punks hairy chum is growing into a well defined good ol’ classic beard this week, keep on growing oh marvellous one.