10 Thoughts on Smackdown for 05.21.2010: Dolph Ziggler, Michelle McCool & More

1. Gosh, Luke Gallows is awfully shiny this week. It looks like he took all of Legacy’s leftover baby oil and dumped it on his head. Not a good look for the former Kane imposter.

2. I’m glad that flunkie on the right/left (the one nearest to Serena) had his hair shaved off – he needed it doing!

3. Oh my, it sounded like the bad haired flunkie just got shot with the yell he made when he was kicked off the ring by Punk.

4. It seems that Michelle McCool has had a voice transplant so she can sound like Andre the Giant.

5. “I like animals too – they’re very delicious.” Hahaha Matt Striker cracks me up!

6. The Smackdown divas are so much better than the RAW ones; it’s quite embarrassing to be honest. Could you imagine Maryse even attempting to do a crossbody off the top rope onto the outside? I know I can’t.

7. I think Christian should have got The Mountie on the Peep Show, it would’ve been hell of a lot more entertaining than the hot mess that was Hornswoggle trying to pronounce the word moose *sigh.*

8. Don’t you think Vance Archer/Lance Hoyt looks like a major taller version of Chris Sabin? I like him, he wears tights – although he should try and get that tramp stamp removed.

9. With his scarily bright platinum blond hair and general nasty attitude, Dolph Ziggler should play the older Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II.

10. BEARD WATCH: CM Punk’s hairy chum may no longer be the best beard in sport – Wayne Rooney (England/Manchester United football player) may soon take over from him with this facial hair his got going on.

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