We open with Teddy Long announce that Undertaker is in a vegetated state! (writers back to being WWE writers again?)
Monks begin to sing as druids, or what ever you wish to call them begin to bring down a casket to the ring.
Kane comes down , tells them to open the coffin. In a rushed showing of fake tears in a mock funeral. Kane gives a less convincing sendoff.
With a great amount of declaring vengeance, and he should have been there. Kane plays off that he is a caring brother. (Nothing like seeing the Big Red machine crying fake tears.Monster.)
Jack Swagger -vs- MVP
Swagger starts out in his usual slow down wrestling.
MVP counters using his “street fighting” , trying to get under Swagger’s skin. In the first minutes of the match Swagger is flustered and kicked out to the floor.
—Commercial break—
——-Back————
We have MVP working over Swagger for a few moments, until Swagger turns the table and drives MVP’s should twice into the steel post.
MVP tries to get the upperhand once again, but Swagger stops him with a boot to the face of his own.
Once again we have MVP failing at a comeback, this time he is planted by a very nice over the shoulder powerslam.
MVP comes back! Another Kick to the face! With a quick set of moves, MVP has Swagger reeling but once again a few missed kicks and Swagger is able to roll up MVP for the Win!
After the match
Archer and Hawkins jump MVP and try to “Make an Impact”
Vickie tries to get Dolph Ziggler into the fatal 4 way, but Teddy decides to have a Battle Royal for the Shot!
—Commercial Break—-
————-Back————
Kane comes back, and the first obvious place he goes is…..CM Punk!.
Who says he did not do it, and vows to help Kane find who attacked Undertaker if Kane wants the help.
———-Another Break!————
I-C Championship Match!
Drew McIntyre -vs- Kofi Kingston
They start off back and forth , Each getting 1-3 move sets before it goes back to the other way. Soon McIntyre begins to slow things down and starts wearing out Kofi.
Matt Hardy comes out with a ticket to be there and Drew is confused and worried. Kofi laying outside from being thrown by Drew.
——Break!————
———–Back!———–
Drew continues beating down Kofi,
Wearing down Kofi on the outside, Drew Begins to target the back, driving him into the steel steps.
With the action back into the ring, Drew begins to unload on Kofi with a vicious short arm clothesline, the presence of Hardy distracts Drew long enough for Kofi to come back, with a few quick moves the match
almost ends with a high cross body from the top.
Drew kicks out in the end, and soon the with a few more exchanges, Kofi Misses the Trouble in Paradise, then missing a splash outside. Where Drew takes the chance to pimp smack Matt Hardy.
As they make their way back to the ring, hardy causes a commotion on the outside allowing Kofi to hit the SoS.
Kofi Pins Drew!
After the Match Hardy attacks Drew then gets the Hell out of Dodge!
Once again Kane is back trying to figure out who attacked Undertaker!….this time its Rey!
—-Break———-
———-Back————-
Swagger is Back! Showing his love for the Texas longhorns!
Asks the people to stand up as he sings the Oklahoma Fight Sing!
After a few ummm words? Kane comes back and ask if it was him.
Without doing anything the action goes back to the Ring!
Kelly Kelly -vs- Rosa
Kelly Starts off with her Athletics and slips in a nice neck breaker. A quick 2 count, and moments later Rosa is having the advantage.
Rosa locks Kelly in a short leg Scissors (very nice)
Kelly comes back and kicks Rose in the ummmm (censored)
To follow it up with her KC leg drop!
Kelly Wins!
—–Break————
——–Back!———
We are back with…KANE!
Now he is asking The Big Show if he did it,of course Show says no
the Kane shows …ummm Show how to play 52 card pick up!
Now a review of Kane’s trip down this nights memory lane! (for those who wish to catch the last 30 minutes of Smackdown?)
Its Battle Royal Time!!!!
……or Not
—Break!—
—–Back!—–
Now we are back and the Smackdown roster is coming to the ring.
As well as a pissed off Kane!
Everyone beats down on Everyone?
No Eliminations yet…..Wait CM Punk is gone!
—–Break!—-
–Back–
we are back and people are flying out of the ring!
Wait! Kofi and Drew just flew over the top!
Christian chucks Dolph out!
Then Finlay throws Christian out!
It’s getting down to who wants it most! (I say Kane. be a lame Storyline build up if he did not go to the PPV)
—–Break!—–
—-Back!—-
Chavo is gone!
Archer is gone!…MVP….Finlay!…wait another one is gone!
Kane and Rey are left!!!
OMG REY WINS!! REY WINS!! REY WINS!!!
