Who was hot and who was not this week in wrestling?
However, this isn’t your usual “who did good and who did bad†style column. No, this is the literal look at who actually looked sexy this week and who, well, didn’t.
Last week’s winner of the ‘who do you think looked best this week’ poll with ¾ of the final vote was *drum roll please*co-woman’s champion Layla! – congrats you little hottie, you do make your fellow English girls proud.
Numuro Uno hotties of the week go to Maryse & Ted DiBiase.
RAW’s answer to Victoria and David Beckham are top of my list this week for being utterly perfect in every way. With Ted Jr’s trust fund getting spent on diamonds and figure hugging dresses he surely knows how to make Maryse come out to her full potential.
Maryse looks amazing all dolled up in her nightwear come daywear ultra sexy and tight dress and Ted, he is almost naked and well, I’m not complaining.
However, even though the power couple are really sexy together I would rather see Ted go for a Sensational Sherri type valet/manager a la Ted Sr.
But Maryse does do her role justice and surprisingly can turn JoMo’s bejewelled white fur mess of a coat into something I would quite like to own – then sell on eBay.
My second placed hottie of the week goes to Madison Rayne.
The TNA Knockout champion decided to pop in some hair extensions this week and boy, what a difference it has made.
She is no longer the not-beautiful person of The Beautiful People and even though Madison may still be in third place behind Lacey and Velvet her new change see’s her as one of the sexiest knockouts rather than being behind Rosie Lottalove – well maybe not that harsh but you know what I mean.
The beautiful mermaid-esque hair, cleavage enhancing bra and ripped denim all add up to show off her petite yet curvaceous and muscular body.
Plus, the knockouts belt is a great addition to any outfit.
The Bella Twins are my inbetweeners this week.
Bella twins?! More like The Che Schifo twins in their choice of attire this week on Superstars. EVERYTHING they are wearing is just plain horrendous.
The sickeningly OTT sky-blue colour they are trying to pull off, the frills on those boot covers come stockings and what can only be seen as misplaced garters that they decided would look better around their arms rather than their thighs.
But I can’t hate on the twins too much since they are off Italian descent like me so therefore they rock and roll.
First nottie of the week goes to Jeff Hardy.
What is it with wrestlers and their love of swimwear to wrestle in? First we had Luke Gallows in his one-piece, then Virgil and his unfortunate choice of attire. And now here is Jeff Hardy in what can only be explained as a wet-suit.
Normally, such a tight suit would suck ALL lumps and bumps and bloated stomachs in but this isn’t the case with Jeff on last week’s edition of TNA.
And why is he matching his eye-damaging bright blue sleeves to his belt – who does that? Really?  – (except this one bitch of a girl I know who can’t dress to save her life.)
Also, I said it before and I will say it again. Jeff PLEASE loose the grungy combats – it never was and NEVER will be a good look.
In last place as my most not-hot person of the week goes to John Morrison.
Oh, how I am embarrassed to admit that I used to have the most mega-crush on JoMo – albeit it was the days of when he used to have charisma and knew how to talk on the mic.
Even though he is still kinda hot – what with his fine abs that he can grate cheese on and the long flowing hair his unfortunate clothing choices far outweigh the positives.
Either he came in fancy dress as a 1970’s reject or he got made to wear the atrocious outfit as a dare because nobody of their own judgement would think “hey this looks good.â€
The far –too short bootcut matte black jeans and the peach coloured heart embezzled shirt make the Shaman of Sexy look more like the Shaman of FUG.
Please vote in the poll below on who you think looked the best this week:
http://micropoll.com/t/KDwQ9ZBKJq
If you see any hotties or notties this week in wrestling and think they deserve a place in this column please just leave a comment below.
