Trailer for Titanic 2 Will Make Your Heart Go On (Vacation)

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The Asylum, everybody’s favorite low-budget science fiction and horror studio, is back with their latest “masterpiece.”

Production has just wrapped on Titanic 2, the film nobody dared make … until now. But would you expect any less from Asylum? The studio has really developed the art of mockbusters in recent years, releasing such cinematic treats as Transmorphers, The 18-Year-Old Virgin, I Am Omega and Snakes on a Train. Now, they have turned their eye for cheaply produced, straight-to-DVD garbage to that great historical disaster, the Titanic.

Set on the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, Titanic 2 follows a modern luxury liner named the Titanic 2 who discovers the Alanis Morissette meaning of irony when a tsunami hurls an iceberg at the new ship and promptly sinks it. Titanic 2 is written and directed by Shane Van Dyke and stars Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns, Shane Van Dyke and Marie Westbrook. It will be released on DVD August 24, 2010.

Check out the trailer below and sound off: How long can you possibly wait to watch this sure-to-be exquisite form of bad moviemaking?

Robert Saucedo is an avid movie watcher with seriously poor sleeping habits. The Mikey from Life cereal of film fans, Robert will watch just about anything — good, bad or ugly. He has written about film for newspapers, radio and online for the last 10 years. This has taken a toll on his sanity — of that you can be sure. Follow him on Twitter at @robsaucedo2500.