Solution for Albert Haynesworth and the Redskins

I have read about the perfect solution for Albert Haynesworth and his in-ability to be in shape: Stare at some boobs.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, staring at women’s breast is the equivilent of a exercise regime that can expand the lifespan of a man by 5 years.

She is quoted as saying “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

[Looking for my wife]”Honey…”

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