TNA Impact Spoilers – August 26: Fortune, Samoa Joe, EV2.0, Mr Dixie Carter

– Motor City Machine Guns beat Generation Me.

– Angelina Love and Velvet Sky discuss their friendship, forgiving and forgetting. They are going to focus on the monster they created, Madison Rayne. She comes out with the biker chick and claims to be the only natural woman in the ring. All four of them brawl.

– Rhino challenges Abyss to a fight. Abyss comes out. Rhino spears Abyss.

– Angelina Love beats Madison Rayne in a non-title match.

– Desmond Wolfe beats Stevie Richards.

– Mick Foley discusses the phone conversation he had with Ric Flair back in December ’09, which led to Flair joining TNA the following month.

– Dixie Carter calls out Ric Flair, who starts hitting on her. Carter declines a ride on Space Mountain. She says she hoped Flair would have been a locker room leader but instead he has been a miserable failure. Flair is suspended. Fortune comes out. Carter says that they were all with her before they were with Flair so they can keep working for now. Flair goes after Carter but Serge Salinas, her husband, makes the save. Hulk Hogan then decides that Flair is not suspended. Instead, he will pick four guys to fight Flair’s four guys tonight. The EV2.0 guys then attack Fortune.

– Samoa Joe beats Orlando Jordan. Jeff Jarrett comes out and takes credit for making Joe a star, after spotting him on the indies. Jarrett asks Joe to be in his corner when he faces Kevn Nash. Joe refuses and says he takes no side except his own side.

– Kevin Nash beats Jeff Jarrett. There is a ref bump and Sting hits Jarrett with a bat, leading to the pin. Eric Bischoff yells at Sting, who goes to continue assaulting Jarrett. Hogan makes the save.

– Beer Money beats Guido & Tony Lukes. James Storm hits Guido with a beer bottle.

– Pope, Ken Anderson, Jeff Hardy & Kurt Angle beat A.J. Styles, Kazarian, Douglas Williams & Matt Morgan. Angle hit the Olympic Slam on Kazarian but Pope blind-tagged himself in and got the pin. Beer Money come out but Sabu, Tommy Dreamer and Mick Foley cut them off. Sabu puts Williams through a table. Angle and Pope shove one another but Hardy and Anderson separate them. Fortune and EV2.0 continue to brawl.

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