ECW Original Joey Styles Comments on WWE NXT

News

Here’s what he had to say at WWE.com:

Why is Striker yelling? Does he know he has a microphone?

Why are Josh and Cole introducing these women like this is The Dating Game?

Too bad about Aloisia. I’ve been told she was very photogenic.

Kaitlin was voted as NXT Season 3 hottie by the wwe.com male staff.

Did Striker say “happy ending”?

Because many of these women have little to no wrestling experience, I am looking for charisma and a sense of humor while wrestling skills are developed. I think that’s realistic and fair.

When do I get my wedgie, Kaitlin?

I should be safe wearing boxer briefs.

AJ worked as a WRESTLER (dirty word) for 3 years to get to WWE. She’s not just a model or fitness competitor we found. (ouch)

Honestly, the fact that Michael is willing to make a fool of himself on NXT makes me respect him as an entertainer. Michael actually surprised us all by bringing his own legwarmers and ballet shoes.

Michael looks like he has Mad Cow disease.

Who had the ingenious idea of ruining beautiful women dancing by having men dance with them, especially when men are watching on their computers?

AJ wrapped the tie around the neck. She’s fired!

Pumpkin? Kaitlyn should have kicked Striker in the groin for that condescending comment.

Josh yelling “SHUT UP COLE!” is my new ringtone. I keep calling my cell phone from my office phone to hear it.

I spoke to Maxine after the match. She felt her shoulder was up an the match had not yet reached it’s finish. Yes, I used the word finish purposely.

Why do the announcers keep calling these women “girls”? They didn’t refer to male NXT Rookies as “boys”.

WWE has a new movie coming out? Really? What’s it called? Who’s in it? I wish myself the best in my future endeavors.

WWE stands for World Wrestling Entertainment. NXT Season 3 is about “E” first and then “W”. The wrestling will get better over the next 12 weeks but the season started as entertaining. I had a good laugh at the dancing segment, enjoyed the challenges and got to see some of the aspiring Divas wrestle. I had fun watching NXT.

Regardless of what you thought of NXT, I think we can all agree on one thing. This chat was more entertaining than TNA. OH MY GOD! Goodnight.

Glazer is a former senior editor at Pulse Wrestling and editor and reviewer at The Comics Nexus.