Kane opens the show with a promo. Edge outsmarts him with the kidnapping of Paul Bearer.
So, we’re just doing Looney Toones now.
Jack Swagger defeated Kaval. Kaval was hurt and helped to the back during the commercial.
Depending on the injury, which I hope isn’t serious, this could be really good.
Hornswoggle defeated The Eagle.
Said to be among the worst matches of the year.
Kofi Kingston defeats Dolph Ziggler via disqualification when Swagger runs in.
I usually hate three-ways, but I guess that’s where we’re headed.
Chris Masters defeats Cody Rhodes at the Masterlock Challenge.
Who did Cody piss off for this?
Santino and Koszlov successfully defend the tag titles against Drew McIntyre and Chavo Guerrero. Drew DDTs Chavo post-match.
I’m entirely unsure I understand the purpose of any of that.
Natalya with Beth Phoenix beat Layla with Michelle McCool.
The build to Natalya vs. Beth continues.
Edge and Rey Mysterio had a handicap match with Alberto Del Rio when Edge and Kane brawl to the back, and Kane accidentally pushes Paul Bearer off ladders off a balcony, “killing” him. Rey beat Del Rio 1-on-1.
Sigh.
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