Charlie Sheen on a Special Drug Called “Charlie Sheen” and More in Promo Video

Well, the trainwreck that is Charlie Sheen continues to spiral. Now that the plug has been pulled on Two and Half Men after he screwed up the serving size of hookers and blow, it seems that people can’t get enough of the controversy.

Knowing that people will be watching the Oscars, ABC has cut together a 30-second promo teasing the network’s special one-hour edition of 20/20 airing on Tuesday.

Sheen, who entered rehab earlier this year, proclaims, “I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen.”

“I have one speed, one gear, Go!…I dare you to keep up with me,” Sheen adds.

“There’s some wrongs to be righted and stories to tell. But people need to hear my side of it,” he says.

A source told the Hollywood Reporter that Sheen picked the program because he saw Canning on the air and “thought she was very fair.”

I’m sure “fair” is just code for “fine.”

And because I couldn’t resist:

And this is somebody who is sad to see Charlie leave:

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