John Cena died! Really! … No

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An internet rumour is sweeping the world (literally – I mean I was asked about it here in Australia!) that John Cena died.

Well, from the man’s twitter account itself:

“CeNation. Apparently last night I was shot dead by a group of thugs. I also was apparently owned by the rock. Both just internet rumor. :)”

Like the Jeff Goldblum dying in New Zealand rumours, this is just another example of why the Internet is not the be-all and end-all of news (and there’s a term used under advisement here).

It’s apparently and allegedly crap, but no doubt until he appears live and in person somewhere, who’s going to believe me? And even then, they’ll claim they got some indy guy to come out and play Cena to keep the fans happy.

Australian. Father. Perpetual student. Started watching wrestling before Wrestlemania 1. Has delusions of grandeur and was known to regularly get the snot beaten out of him in a wrestling ring. Also writes occasionally in other Pulse sections.Thinks Iron Mike Sharpe is underrated. http://stevengepp.wordpress.com