I told myself I wouldn’t post this, but then I lost my ability to resist.
I mean, really, he’s blaming Michelle Obama for this. Really? He makes the change into a completely politically motivated decision, as opposed to a story decision, or even a social decision. He calls comic book fans geeks, but at least he attempts to acknowledge that this isn’t the mainstream Spider-Man, and he even says that he’d be fine with a ‘half gay’ Spider-Man! Fox News’s resident crybaby does a great job of not breaking character with his asinine conclusions, and for that, we thank him.
Thanks for the laughs, Glenn! I needed them!
