On the shirt design: “My inspiration for the shirt? I want the freakin’ ice cream bars back!”
On how the progress is going: “I’m still working on that. But in the meantime, I’m going to keep shoving it down people’s throats. Because everyone likes ice cream, which goes in your mouth and then goes down your throat.”
On Good Humor not bringing them back yet: “You know what? There are other ice cream companies out there. Good Humor, we’re giving you a gift. We’re giving you an option here, and if you don’t want to take it, we will sell our wares elsewhere.”
On why he wants them back so much: “I love ice cream. What can I say? I’m a skinny fat-ass.”
