1. South Park Elementary took the Presidential Fitness Test and were the lowest in the country, because 1 student was so fat with the cholesterol of a 70 year old man.
2. The kids have to do extra gym during recess so they all make fun of Cartman for causing it. Stan’s voice sounds different and totally weird.
3. Cartman reacts negatively and says the 99% is ganging up on him. The kids decide to create a 99% club and protest Cartman’s score causing their punishment. Ah here we go, let’s see what Matt & Trey think about this.
4. When Cartman returns home, he finds his room ransacked and goes on an anti-Obama tirade. Then he realizes that they have taken CLYDE FROG!! He runs and finds him hanging from a tree, with the word “vengeance” spread in blood.
5. Cartman has a tea party with all his remaining stuffed animals accusing his mother, also at the tea party, of murdering Clyde Frog. She pleads her innocence and offers her help.
6. Someone has set fire to Peter Panda and Cartman does an incredible death scene, complete with himself, as the Panda’s voice, tells him to “stay cool” as his last words. Cartman explodes with real/fake tears and screaming.
7. Butters & Jimmy are protesting outside a Red Robin, but when Butters goes to the bathroom, it has an airplane-like “occupied” sign so the press covers it as Occupy the Bathroom. Hilarious
8. The inevitable has happened – class warfare at Occupy Red Robin. The fifth graders representing the 83% of the school that is not in the 4th grade is protesting the 99%. They fight using their picket signs!
9. Cartman finds two more of his stuffed animals murdered, and ultimately finds the last, the Princess Polly doll, with a gun pointed at him. He “convinced” her that her plan would fail because it involved blaming Token, and “in this day and age, black people don’t get blamed for anything”. Amazing.
10. Ultimate it was Cartman himself who set up the murders of all his stuffed animals because the other boys told him to “grow up”, it an another disturbing but funny piece of Cartman’s puzzle.
Overall: Another great episode this season, with an overall roast of Occupy Wall Street without making too much of a statement, outside of the Michael Moore fat joke and thrashing of the press for being useless.
