Pulse Wrestling’s LIVE WWE Monday Night Raw Report 11.14.11

Live Coverage, Top Story

Hello Everyone I am your host Johnny Rosado here with another Live edition of Pulse Wrestling’s WWE Monday Night Raw. Tonight RAW gets ROCKED.The Rock returns to Raw on tonight’s 3 hour special edition of Monday Night Raw. Also I would like to dedicate this weeks Raw Report to the late, great Eddie Guerrero. This is the 6th year anniversary of his death. He was one of the greatest professional wrestlers off all time. We as fans miss you Eddie.

The show starts off with the normal Raw Video Intro. The announcers teased the return of The Rock tonight. Justin Roberts introduced Michael Cole to the ring. Cole welcomed the fans to The Raw show tonight. Cole mentioned that the Michael Cole challenge to take place but it has finally arrived. Cole introduced Jim Ross to the ring. Cole told JR what The Michael Cole challenge was. He also mentioned that if he lost he would quit and JR would get his job back as the lead Raw announcer. Cole said that the first event would be arm wrestling. Cole mocked JR. The ref told Cole to start the challenge instead of mocking JR. Cole started doing jumping jacks and kept stalling. JR beat Michael Cole in a few seconds. Cole said that he gave up because of Jim Ross’s bad breath. Cole announced that the second contest would be a dance contest. Cole danced around like an idiot. JR danced like The Miz and that is AWESOMELY. The fans loved JR’s dance. Cole mocked JR again. Cole asked the fans who should win the contest. Cole mentioned that JR was up two to zero. Cole stated that the last contest was who weights less. Cole weighted in at 200 pounds. JR weighted in at 339 pounds. Cole said that he won the Micheal Cole challenge. Cm Punk’s music hit and he came out to the ring. Cole got on the mic and said that this is his show and that Punk had no business being in the ring. He said how dare he interrupt  him. Punk said that he knew that he wouldn’t give JR a fair chance at the challenge. Punk said that JR was a better announcer than Cole. Punk said that it was all a waste of time. Punk stated that he wanted Cole to leave. Punk said that the live fans wished that they had a remote to change the channel cause Cole was on. Punk stated that he will do anything it takes to make The WWE and Raw the best it could be such as wrestle 10 times in a night, do commentary or even be the time keeper. John Laurinaitis came to the ring and made a match for tonight. It will be Cm Punk & Big Show vs Alberto Del Rio & Mark Henry. Cole demanded that Punk say that he is sorry to Cole. Punk applied The Anaconda Vise on Cole. Punk’s music played and Punk celebrated.

Matt Striker was shown backstage. He mentioned The Rock returning. A limo appeared and The Rock didn’t come out of the limo it was Mick Foley. Foley got a cheap pop by mentioning the town Raw was in.

Rosado’s Run In: Only Vince McMahon thinks that making fun of JR is funny. It’s down right corny and JR is the greatest announcer of all time. Cole and Booker T are so bad on commentary. So glad to see Mick Foley back in The WWE Fold.

Here is a suggestion for anyone who is an Eddie Guerrero fan. If you haven’t seen his matches from the original ECW against Dean Malenko please check it out on youtube or on DVD. The matches they had were AMAZING.

The WWE Slam of the week was shown. Randy Orton vs Cody Rhodes from last weeks Smackdown was shown.

Sin Cara & Kofi Kingston (WWE Tag Team Champion) vs Chody Rhodes (Intercontinental Champion) & Hunico

Hunico and Sin Cara started the match. Sin Cara performed his high flying moves. Kofi was tagged in. Kofi was on offense. Both him and Sin Cara hit their opponents with top rope cross bodies.

Commercial Break

Back from commercial break Rhodes and Hunico were in control. Hunico had Sin Cara in a head lock. He kept Sin Cara grounded by hitting a spinning back breaker. Rhodes and Hunico kept tagging in and out. They also kept him from tagging Kofi in. Rhodes hit Sin Cara with a few strikes until Cara hit a spinning leg scissors  . Kofi was finally tagged in. Kofi hit a dropkick and a top rope cross body. Hunico stopped Kofi’s near fall. Rhodes hi Kofi with The Cross Rhodes for the pin fall victory. The Rock was shown walking backstage.

Rosado’s Run In: Glad to See Rhodes without the mask. Rhodes is going to be a future World Champion mark my words.

Eddie Guerrero won his first WWE Championship by beating Brock Lesner

Commercial Break

Santino was shown backstage playing WWE ’12. Zack Ryder came in the picture and asked Santino to sign his WWE United States Title shot petition. Santino signed the petition. The announcers hyped The new WWE ’12 video game release next week. Vickie Guerrero came to the top of the ramp. She mentioned that Christian is injured and that he will be out of the Survivor Series match. Ziggler declared that he is now on Team Barrett at Survivor Series. Ziggler mentioned that he will take on Mason Ryan tonight.

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Rosado’s Run In: I pre-ordered  WWE ’12 and you should too

Mason Ryan vs Doplh Ziggler (WWE United States Champion)

Ryan was all offense at the start of the match. He hit a few clotheslines, a big boot and a press slam. Vickie came onto the apron and slapped Ryan. Dolph was disqualified. Ziggler wanted to escae from ringside but John Morrison threw him back in the ring. Mason Ryan slammed Dolph. Vickie was not pleased. Mick Foley was shown back stage. Zack Ryder asked Foley to sign his petition. Foley did the Wooo Wooo Wooo and Signed Ryders petition.

 

Rosado’s Run In:  WTF. Cole is back on commentary. Hope he gets a GTS later tonight.

Eddie Guerrero held titles in every major promotion he was in

Mick Foley made his way to the ring. The fans chanted his name. He thanked the fan for the chance. Foley said he was here for business. He mentioned Cena and The Rock teaming up at Survivor Series. Some of the fans Booed Cena. Foley said that he thinks that Cena is one of the greatest performers of all time. Foley introduced Cena to the ring. Cena shook hands with Foley. Cena said that he and Rock don’t need to be friends to be partners. He said he picked him to be his partners because he is the most electrifying man in entertainment. Foley stated that he said that he may not be friends with Cena but he respects him. Foey said that Cena treats every WWE superstar with respect. Foley mentioned that he thinks that Cena is one of the greatest superstars of all time. Foley did a John Cena this is your life presentation. A Cena video tribute was shown. Foley introduced Cena’s little league coach. Cena’s coach told a story about how Cena struck out in a big game. Bull Buchanan was introduced next. He was Cena’s rap partner in his rapper heel days. Bull said that teaming with Cena was the greatest. Bull stated that Cena is one of the greatest of all time but that he got fired, lost all his money and got a divorce. Bull said that Cena ruined his life. Foley Introduced John Cena’s father. Cena Sr. Mocked the fans who boo John Cena. Cena Sr. told the fans that they suck. He continued to mock the fans by saying that John Cena works hard and that they are losers. Cena stopped his dad from mocking the fans. Cena told his father to leave the ring. Cena said that that was not his life and that wrestling is his life. The Rock came to the ring and performed The Rock Bottom on Foley. The announcers hyped Orton vs Barrett for later tonight.

Commercial Break

Rosado’s Run In: That segment did nothing for me. The Rock doing the Rock Bottom on Foley and not Cena was not cool

Eddie Guerrero was the leader f the faction LWO in WCW

Commercial Break

Sheamus vs Jack Swagger (With Vickie Guerrero)

Sheamus took control early on in the match. He hit a hip toss and a shoulder block. Swagger got a front slam on Sheamus but Sheamus took back the control of the match. Swagger was sent to the outside of the ring when Sheamus hit a clothesline.

Commercial Break

Back from the break Sheamus was still in control of the match. Swagger finally got the advantage when he hit a chop block to the legs of Sheamus. Swagger hit an impressive Belly to Belly suplex on his opponent. Swagger looked impressive by hitting Sheamus with elbows to his opponents back. Sheamus took the advantage back by hitting power moves like a powerslam and hammer fist to Swaggers chest. Sheamus tried to hit The Celtic Cross but Swagger countered. Swagger applied The Ankle lock submission but Sheamus countered and hit The Irish Curse back breaker. Sheamus hit The Brouge Kick for The pinfall victory.

Ryder and The Bella Twns were shown back stage. The twins were all over Ryder till Alberto Del Rio showed up. They hit on Del Rio.  Ryder told the twins not to party with Del Rio but to party with him.

Rosado’s Run In:  Since Swagger & Ziggler started teaming they have been losing a lot. In the words of The Hurricane “What’s Up With That”

Eddie defended his WWE Championship at Wrestlemaina Successfully

A Kelly Kelly Maxim Video shoot video was shown

Natalya Neidhart vs Kelly Kelly

Kelly had almost all of the offense in the short match. Kelly Pinned Natalya Neidhart for the pinfall victory.

Commercial Break

Rosado’s Run In:  Why even have a match if it’s only going to be a minute? Does anyone care about The Divas?

Alberto and John Laurinaitis were shown backstage. John Laurinaitis told Del Rio that Cm Punk has been getting the best of him lately. Del Rio said that he will get the best of Punk this Sunday at Survivor Series.

The Awesome Truth were interviewed by Matt Striker. They didn’t say a word. They both looked upset. They both walked off. Cm Punk was shown backstage. Del Rio attacked Punk.

Commercial Break

Alberto Del Rio (WWE Champion) & Mark Henry (World Heavyweight Champion) vs Cm Punk & Big Show

Big Show and Del Rio started the match. Show hit a chop and body slam on Del Rio. Show chopped Del Rio again and again. Show tagged in Punk. Punk attacked Del Rio in the corner by hitting a series of stomps on Del Rio. Punk tagged in Show. Mark Henry got a tag. The two men started with a collar and elbow tie up. Henry got the better of the exchange. They tried it again and Show got the better of that exchange. Del Rio was tagged in. He continued to kick Show repeatedly. Show was grounded. Henry got the tag. Henry punched Show in the face. Show stayed grounded. Show came back n offense by hitting a series of punches and head butts. Show signaled for The WMD but Henry tagged in Del Rio. Del Rio and Henry argued about Henry tagging Del Rio in the match.

Commercial Break

Back from the break Henry and Del Rio was in control of the match. Del Rio worked on Punk’s arm. Del Rio also hit a spinning back breaker. Henry was tagged in. Punk hit a few kicks on Henry but Henry quickly got back on offense. Del Rio got the tag. Back and forth slugfest by Punk and Del Rio. Henry came into the ring and Punk kicked him in the head.  Henry recovered and hit the worlds strongest slam. Show came in the ring and hit a spear on Henry. Del Rio came in the ring and pinned Cm Punk for the victory. After the match Del Rio applied The Cross Arm Breaker. Show came to Punk’s aid.

Rosado’s Run In: Booking 101 says that since Del Rio got the victory by pinning Cm Punk that Punk will win The WWE Title this Sunday

Commercial Break

Santino Marella made his way to the ring. He mentioned that he almost won The Royal Rumble last year if it wasn’t for Alberto Del Rio. Kevin Nash made his way to the ring. Santino asked Nash if he was there to beat him up. Nash said he was a fan f Santino. Nash asked Santino to do the trombone taunt that he does. When Santino did it Nash booted him in the face Nash cut a promo on Triple H. Nash powerbombed Santino. Nash exited the ring. Randy Orton was shown doing push ups backstage.

Commercial Break

Wade Barrett cut a quick promo about he would defeat Randy Orton this Sunday.

Wade Barrett vs Randy Orton (With their Survivor Series Team mates at their sides)

Orton started the match hitting a few kicks on Barrett. Orton had control  of the match until Barrett hit a side slam.  Barrett hit a few slams until Orton hit Barrett with a series of clotheslines. Orton also hit his DDT form the ropes. Orton signaled for the RKO but The Survivor Series teammates entered the ring. The teams started to brawl. Team Orton got the better of the exchange.

Commercial Break

The Rock made his way to the ring. The Rock ran down his schedule for the day which consisted of eating breakfast, shooting his movie G.I. Joe and taking his flight to the arena. He did his “Finally The Rock has come back” catchphrase. Rock hyped his match at Survivor series. He said that his match is in 6 days. He said that that was a problem. The Rock mentioned his new “Boots To Asses” catchphrase. The fans started chanting “Boots To Asses”. Rock said that he is not waiting 6 days and that he is going to but an awesome ass whooping on awesome truth. Awesome Truth (The Miz & R-Truth) made their way to the ring. The Miz did his Really, Really, Really” catchphrase. Truth said that The Rock is crazy if he thinks that he is going to do anything. Miz said that they don’t care about what The Rock did today. They said that that could attack him but that it wasn’t going to happen tonight. Miz said that they will make histriy at this years Survivor Series. John Cena made his way to the ring. Cena asked Miz if he was wearing make up. Cena mocked The Rock by saying that the only he brings is a bunch of crap via satellite. Rock made fun of Cena having lady parts. Cena said that if The Rock crosses him at Survivor Series Cena bitch slapping The Rock will trend world wide on twitter. The Miz said that they are sick of Rock and Cena. The fans chanted “Boots To Asses”. The Rock said like the fans said “Boots To Asses”. Cena and The Rock attacked The Awesome Truth. The show ended when The Rock gave The Rock Bottom to both Miz and R-Truth.

This Raw Report was dedicated to the life and memory of Eddie Guerrero.