WWE Champion CM Punk Gets X-Rays, Jumps into Volcano


Punk sent out the following tweets:

“Heading for X-rays, then gym. Because broke shit don’t stop me.

Soon to be a dirt sheet headline: Punk gets X-rays.

Going to go jump in a volcano then gym. Because hot lava don’t stop me.

Soon to be dirt sheet headline: Punk jumps into volcano.”

We aim to please, Punk.

Glazer is a former senior editor at Pulse Wrestling and editor and reviewer at The Comics Nexus.