– It’s Rumble week so I’m covering EVERYTHING!
– I hate Big Show’s “camo” look.
– Only Big Show could quote Snitsky with a straight face.
– Why would Show be in his ring gear, complete with taped up fists, if he was just going to retire?
– Daniel Bryan is really taking this character and running with it. I think he’s surprised a lot of people.
– Justin Gabriel does look like he just walked out of a cheap anime movie.
– Get ready for some wacky, karate comedy from Santoshi!
– Poor, poor Drew. At least it’s a storyline though.
– Rosa Mendes is being positioned as more of a star than either of the tag champions.
– I saw an old picture of Wade Barrett the other day, complete with a Goldberg tribal tattoo. Smart idea getting that one covered up, Wade.
– Why would the referees be trying to break up this match? Both men were in the ring and it’s not like either had done anything illegal.
– That “match” I think exposed how hurt Orton may still be. I just don’t know how well the Rumble will go for him if he can’t take any bumps.
– That’s a wicked cast on DiBiase. Too bad he’s not a heel or he could parlay this injury into an opportunity a la Owen Hart.
– It’s good they wanted to sell DiBiase’s injury on TV since it happened at a house show. Maybe they do have higher hopes for him in 2012 than we expected.
– What the hell was that? Diva fart jokes now? Wow.
– The part of Curt Hawkins will be played by Alex Riley tonight. Not a good sign for Riley.
– Holy crap they actually just compared John Cena on a Fruity Peebles box to being on a Wheaties box. No Vince, no.
– Aw, no John Cena Trollface tonight.
– Terrible timing for Mark Henry. His body just can’t stand up to working through injuries at this age. I’m going it be surprised if he’s able to much, if anything at all, at the Rumble.
