Harrak’s Quick Quips: WWE Raw 4.30.12 (John Cena, Brock Lesnar, CM Punk, Chris Jericho)

– EXTREMELY surprised they’re showing a bloody Cena on Raw.

– Despite the finish, that match was one of the most intense and brutal matches I’ve ever seen.

– “Starring Brock Lesnar”. Maybe he isn’t disappearing after last night.

– Well if you read my coverage of the PPV last night, you saw that I predicted a Lesnar/Triple H program next. Seems logical and I don’t think they’ve ever wrestled before.

– Too bad it’s Raw Supershow right now, Triple H.

– I’d love to see Brock Lesnar and Sheamus face-off. He maybe be the only one to physically match up to Lesnar besides Triple H.

– The “Beat The Clock” gimmick always seemed like a creative cop out to me. Like they couldn’t come up with a good enough story so let’s throw together a “tournament” and then we’ll have our main event program.

– And that’s how the Bellas exit from the WWE gracefully.

– Big Show is a little too happy after losing the IC title last night. Especially the way that he did.

– Yup, everyone except Jericho & Big Show screwed up that finish.

– Guess they didn’t want to admit everyone messed that match up.

– No more Hornswoggle? That’d be a nice surprise.

– Blood and broken arms in the opening segment to Brodus Clay dancing in the ring with kids. Ok….

– Eve has even embraced the Tessmacher glasses! Just wow.

– Randy Orton in a tournament to be the number one contender for Raw’s WWE Title. Now if they try to do a “Draft” it will be seriously laughable.

– For a second I thought we were getting Orton vs Dolph Ziggler and I was excited. Now, I’m going to take a bathroom break.

– I’d love to see Dolph win this Beat The Clock challenge and honestly, what other heel would?

– Higher Truth tag title run begins tonight.

– Convenient that the Bellas were fired on the last day of their contracts.

– Damn, I’m on a roll tonight.

– The worst part about that match was that it HAD to last 4:16.

– We could be on the verge of a Daniel Bryan vs. CM Punk for the WWE title. Wish it was at WrestleMania.

– Wow Punk and Bryan have to be marking out for one another right now. Dream come true for them.

– Well now I didn’t see that coming!

– They REALLY jumped to the Laurinaitis vs Cena. It really caught me off guard and I don’t know how I feel about it quite yet. Nice followup to Extreme Rules though.

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