Harrak’s Quick Quips: WWE Night Of Champions (CM Punk, John Cena, Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio)

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– Just about time to YouTube it up! Any guesses on the battle royal? Does WWE even have 20 guys on the roster?

– A 16-man battle royal!?!?! They couldn’t even hit 20!

– Hey apparently Zack Ryder is still on someone’s radar backstage.

– Night of Champions usually has its own unique feel… but I’m not feeling it this year. Here’s hoping that changes.

– Thank the Wrestling GOD that JBL is subbing for The King. His commentary was partly the reason I had fun at the WWE.

– Uh oh, Sin Cara is in new ring gear. That means he’ll be injured within minutes.

– Cody Rhodes & Miz have better chemistry than the “2 best luchadors in history”

– Why the hell would a babyface try to mock a heel?!

– That was a hysterical finish, it was so absurd it was awesome.

– “It might as well be WrestleMania 7, the Miz just won a championship blindfolded!” GOD I MISSED JBL!!!

– “Team Friendship” for the win… please?!

– HA! JBL was worth the price of the PPV alone!

– “Team Friendship” FOR. THE. WIN!

– Does anyone REALLY think Zack Ryder is walking out with the US belt?

– Nice pace for this US title match. Can we see more of Cesaro vs Ryder?

– As much as I really do love Randy Orton and Dolph Ziggler’s in-ring work, this match just seems to be dragging.

– I don’t think Ziggler meant to do that bridge but damn that was impressive.

– Looks like Ziggler is a Boston favorite tonight. Money in the Bank cash in tonight?

– That barrier DDT was just sickening but did Orton really need that victory?

– Well I guess they got around the fact that Eve was SUPPOSED to win the Diva’s battle royal.

– Oh & hey, Michael Cole, JBL is giving you a clinic on how to be a heel announcer…

– About time Eve won back the Diva’s title. By far the best in-ring Diva in the WWE right now.

– And I am counting character which is why I put her ahead of Beth Phoenix and Natayla.

– By far the greatest Gatorade bath I’ve ever seen!

– And by far the hottest I’ve ever seen AJ.

– Please let the next set of segments be Kane & Daniel Bryan in Disneyland!

– According to Michael Cole, Sheamus is popular in Boston because it’s a blue collar town. Not because it was the main settlement for the Irish immigrants.

– Gotta agree with the Garden, “We Want Ziggler!”

– HUGE pop for the Brogue Kick! Have to admit that surprised me when the fans were just chanting for Ziggler earlier.

– Much better match than I expected. Great job by Del Rio and Sheamus.

– This might be a good time to tell you all I will be live tomorrow night at Raw from Bridgeport. Be sure to follow along for live updates & pictures from the arena!

– Nice & simple promo from Paul Heyman, especially since CM Punk didn’t get A MINUTE of promo time!

– Interesting Yankee pinstripe attire on Punk tonight. Just so smart!

– See. I could be a WWE commentator.

– It’s worrying me that Punk is in such control. I really don’t want to go to a Cena victory party tomorrow night.

– First a suicide dive from John Cena of all people and then a spectacular reversal into the Anaconda Vice!

– JBL just basically called Cena stronger than Batista. I find that hard to believe.

– Love, love, LOVE the Rock Bottom from Punk!

– I feel like I’m watching a more exciting Kurt Angle match with all these finishers!

– The look on Punk’s face was absolutely priceless!

– This is one of the very few times where a draw in pro-wrestling made absolute sense. And how can you tell? The crowd didn’t revolt over the announcement. People actually applauded Punk when his music hit!

– Overall a much better show than on paper & they have a lot to work w/going into Hell in a Cell & Survivor Series.

– Goodnight everyone, I hope you follow along w/me tomorrow night live from the site of Raw!

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