Harrak’s Quick Quips: WWE TLC 12.16.12 (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Ryback, Team Hell No, The Shield)
– It’s been a long ass time since we had a Santa’s Helpers battle royal & yup it’s still stupid.
– Fantastic opening to the show. As someone who lives less than 15 mins away from the shooting, this felt simple & classy.
– I hope Cody Rhodes knows now that he can never shave his mustache as long as he’s a heel.
– I’m actually giving this “2nd screen experience” with my iPad & the WWE app open. Under “WWEActive”, there’s just a blank screen.
– For some reason I always expect Antonio Cesaro to still come out with Aksana.
– Wow they rushed that finish. Maybe they called an audible once they noticed the crowd dying.
– Seems to be a pro-Ziggler crowd tonight in Brooklyn. Should be interesting against John Cena.
– Well it looks like Miz mastered the “Mick Foley Cheap Pop” technique on his way to a top babyface.
– I’m telling you, BG James is going to be busted out of retirement to sing 3MB’s first single.
– What the hell?! Did Alberto Del Rio just turn babyface?!
– I’m actually ok with Del Rio becoming a babyface. I’ve been saying for a year that his character’s been too stale.
– Damn that Wade Barrett made me think he’s not walking away with the belt tonight. Although I WOULD rather see him in main events.
– And there it was. Damn.
– LOVING CM Punk’s new storyline t-shirt! #Knees2Faces
– The Shield REALLY got bumped down the card. It’s understandable but that’s gotta suck.
– Very nice touch with the music & having The Shield enter through the crowd. Perfect.
– WWE App Fail =
– It’s nice to see the Spanish announce table being used again how it always used to be used.
– God, Dean Ambrose is a selling machine!
– I don’t think I ever noticed that Roman Reigns is the same size as Kane. That’s impressive in itself.
– Damn, this TLC match could have easily closed out the PPV!
– Here comes “Jeff Hardy 2013″/Seth Rollins!
– Holy sh*t! Fantastic match & victory for The Shield! Spot on all-around and probably one of the best fights of all of 2012!
– Well that Divas match was completely pointless.
– Now if Dolph Ziggler cashes in his briefcase before or after this match, does that make his match with John Cena null and void?
– I never thought a “Chairs” match could be interesting but the welts on Sheamus’ back have proven me wrong.
– This is the first time in months I haven’t checked the clock during a WWE PPV!
– I’ve seen giant ladders and giant tables but a giant chair?!?! What the hell?!?
– Another solid brawl between Sheamus and Big Show but not a big fan of the finish. Ruined the match for me.
– Despite the “We Want Ryder!” chants, they bust out the Brooklyn Brawler?! I marked out a little but what the hell???!
– Hey look! John Cena is closing out a PPV!
– Wow, deafeningly bad reaction for John Cena tonight.
– I think Ziggler should have taken that AA on the ladder. Win or lose, he’d be in highlights for decades.
– ALBERTO DEL RIO’S A BABYFACE & AJ’S A HEEL! TLC IS BIZARRO WORLD!
– Nice finish to a good TLC match but sorry, the rookies (The Shield/Ryback) & Team Hell No stole the show tonight.
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