CB’s Slant: Welcome to Another Ho-Hum WrestleMania (WrestleMania XXX, Randy Orton vs. Batista)

It’s official folks! WrestleMania XXX is shaping up EXACTLY how WWE management wanted, with zero audibles called despite vocal crowds hijacking shows and simply wanting something new and emotionally rewarding at the top of the card.

That’s right, now that the 2014 Elimination Chamber PPV is in the books, we can look forward to the following “stellar” matches to take place on the Biggest Stage of Them All:

De-Evolution: Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Triple H (2014 version, not 2000 version, mind you) vs. Daniel Bryan

John “Super” Cena vs. Bray Wyatt

The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

HOSTED BY HULK HOGAN, BROTHER!

If you took just these 8 performers and mixed them around to put them all in different matches against each other, I bet you could make a much better WrestleMania XXX card that what we most likely have laid out in front of us.

Try it for yourselves, and I’ll see you in the comments section.

And New Orleans, get ready to vocally hijack the title match, baby!

That’s all from me — CB.

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