So in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, I’ll let you know that Brock Lesnar officially signed a new contract with WWE on Monday night. This came as something of a surprise given that Brock has been in training for the UFC for the past few months and they were very publicly courting him. However, they probably couldn’t meet his demands of being made Lord President and Viking Space Emperor of Earth (with Ronda Rousey as his queen and chief armbar advisor) so Brock decided to continue beating up John Cena for another three years. Are you gonna argue with him? I’m not.
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