Already seen the Lucha Underground Season 3 trailer? Wait, what am I saying? Of course you have.
Because you’re a Believer.
But with Season 3 premiering tonight on El Rey Network, don’t you deserve an excuse for hype? Of course you do.
Because you’re a Believer.
Don’t deny your Believer blood to Rey Mysterio Jr.
Hey, is that one of the most badass women, not just in lucha libre, but in pro wrestling as a whole, training under the rickety roof of the Temple? If so, that shouldn’t come as a surprise.
Kobra Moon slithers into the ring… Perhaps in search of Daga?
Hold the phone.
IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!
IT’S AR FOX!
Whoa, a former Lucha Underground Champ looking suave in the cat piss-ridden bathrooms.
You know how trailers sometimes have lots of running in them?
Here, it’s more amazing than ever.
AHHHH THE WAY SHE’S HOLDING HIS HEAD.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
SOMEBODY LIFT MY FINGER OFF THE CAPS LOCK.
Ugh, seeing him like this makes me feel things. Sad things.
Enjoy Cinematic Lens Flare Prince Puma.
And the cinematic trailer overall.
The Hunter on his Throne, waiting for more prey… In his street clothes, no less.
Yes, Black Lotus! AND HER OWN NINJA ARMY? YES PLEASE.
OMG YES I AM SO PUMPED FOR THESE WEIRD DUDES.
Drink in the hottest heels, the Worldwide Underground.
We also have Killshot, and while I’m incredibly excited to see him in the ring once more, I can’t wait to see where his story takes him this season.
Who’s this with a wiped Dragon Azteca II?
We get a quick glimpse at Paul London’s team.
Oh man, so psyched for Kobra Moon. Looks like we’re definitely getting more of her story this season!
And okay, call me crazy, but I want to believe the fading transition between Kobra Moon and Sexy Star means either an alliance or a feud.
Note the boxing gloves as she misses a shot at Mariposa. This is a spoiler-free friendly area, but… *sobs* The rest of you will know why the onion ninjas have suddenly shown up in my face.
The lady moth herself.
OH MAN YES HE’S GETTING A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.
Although it’s hard to say if he’s enjoying it…
Redhead Ivelisse? And wait – who’s she beating up? Is it who I think it is?!
That moment when.
There is so much.
You just can’t.
Watch the Lucha Underground Season 3 premiere with me tonight at 8 pm on El Rey Network! Be there, you blind-following Believer.
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