First Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was DC Comics’ Wonder Woman For Devil’s Due, Now AOC Is Marvel’s, Um, Sex Spider Spider-Woman For Keenspot? President Donald Trump Still The Villain?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the most celebrated and obsessed-over freshman congresswoman in history, contains so many multitudes that she cannot be limited to just one comic book! Spinning off from blockbuster The Donald Who Laughs, this new adjective-packed title chronicles the superior adventures of America’s favorite bartender-turned-congresswoman-turned-super-heroine, starting with the shocking reveal of how she got her bug-based superpowers. The media calls her the Green Widow, and the Internet calls her Sex Spider (she’s not a fan of that one), but we simply call her The Superior AOC!